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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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streetlightarson:


ANDY WARHOL

#look at the size of these metaphors

streetlightarson:

ANDY WARHOL

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pearljammin:

ross that is not how u drink beer (x)

pearljammin:

ross that is not how u drink beer (x)

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caffeinatedqueer:

keab42:

cold-neverbotheredmeanyway:

ohitsjustkim:

stammsternenstaub:

kirkwa:

And This Is Why You Shouldn’t Get Sick In America

Many believe that the US healthcare system is the best in the world. Not so according to the World Health Organization’s ranking of the world’s health systems. The US doesn’t even rank in the top 25. It ranks 37th and is the most expensive in the world. I would argue that even if we had the best healthcare system in the world, what good is it, if no one can afford to access it.

Most companies are buying 60/40-policys for their employees these days, but even if you are lucky enough to have good insurance with 80/20-policy coverage, that 20 percent your responsible for can drive you right into bankruptcy as easily as the 60-40 policy given the cost of healthcare.

Insurance cost have been going up dramatically in the last two decades, long before the new Affordable Healthcare Act has taken affect, in some cases as much as 35% per year.

But have you noticed the latest trick the insurance companies have roll out?

Yes, Higher Deductible… most averaging $5,000 per year, per person, but I have seen some as high as $10,000 per year. For those of you that are wondering, this tactic is specifically designed too stop you from using your insurance. It reduces the insurance companies out of pocket liability by shift costs onto consumers, especially those dealing with chronic illness such as diabetes and arthritis. Consequently, because consumers can’t afford the deductible they will avoid necessary care to save money.

Although insurance companies are a problem, the real crook is the healthcare system it self. A corrupt and bloated system desperately in need of reform!

OKAY SO I KNEW THAT TECHNICALLY IN AMERICA THAT YOU PAY FOR HEALTHCARE BUT LIKE THE IDEA IS SO BIZARRE TO ME THAT I’D NEVER CONSIDERED THAT YOU’D GET… A BILL?????? FOR BEING…. ILL?????????? I LITERALLY DON’T

how can anaesthetic cost that much??

how is this legal??

WHAT? And I thought having to pay £7 ($11.55) for stronger prescription allergy meds instead of £4 ($6.60) for the less effective store-brand ones was ridiculous.

You have to pay for the ambulance!?

This is JUST the ambulance. With insurance.

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dangpirats:

colfercriss:

that one ship that makes your entire body and soul hurt when you think about it

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drhanniballecter:

Fun Fact: In Germany you need a coin in order to operate shopping carts.

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Is this not a normal thing? Every supermarket except for Cost-Co I’ve ever been to you need to put a quarter into.

Am I missing a joke here? Does America not do this? Is…

The point is, you put the coin in to remove the cart from it’s line, and then when you’re done, you take it back to the line yourself and get your coin back, instead of leaving it to the workers. Americans don’t do this because yeah, we have workers who go corral carts, but if you’ve ever worked at a supermarket you know that this is a mind-numbingly boring task, people never actually bother to corral their carts back into the spots all over the parking lot where you’re supposed to, and more often than not homeless people will just steal them, kids will take them and do stupid shit with them, or they’ll somehow wind up across the street.

It honestly just makes everyone’s lives a lot simpler, imo.

lumos5001:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps)

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trekkiee:

mcroosa:

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

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sassy-snow-queen:

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flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

I’M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM

I CAN FEEL MY FACE TURNING RED

SEND HELP

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majortvjunkie:

college

majortvjunkie:

college

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wannajoke:

Don’t talk to them. This is too much
http://wanna-joke.com/dont-talk-to-them-this-is-too-much/

wannajoke:

Don’t talk to them. This is too much

http://wanna-joke.com/dont-talk-to-them-this-is-too-much/

wannajoke:

Don’t talk to them. This is too much
http://wanna-joke.com/dont-talk-to-them-this-is-too-much/

wannajoke:

Don’t talk to them. This is too much

http://wanna-joke.com/dont-talk-to-them-this-is-too-much/